pinesollux:

humans are kinda cute we pass stories down generations to instill a sense of wonder in people we’ll never know and we have little bells on our houses to tell each other that we’ve arrived and we shiver when we get cold and we have an endless amount of curiosity and if the night sky is clear our first instinct is to look up at the stars and think about going on big adventures

(Source: square-enix, via theragnarokd)

lavenderlabia:

vverism:

I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that.

(Source: davelizewski, via kryptaria)

billykaplanx:

what do you pay him for, anyways?public relations

soldiers - otherwise > the old black rum - great big sea > old no. 7 - the devil makes three > avalanche - leonard cohen > breathe underwater - placebo > the death knell tolls - hexvessel > the war is coming -foreign slippers > no one would riot for less -bright eyes >bartholomew - the silent comedy
{bonus track:a boy named sue - johnny cash}

[8tracks]

billykaplanx:

what do you pay him for, anyways?
public relations

soldiers - otherwise the old black rum - great big sea old no. 7 - the devil makes three > avalanche - leonard cohenbreathe underwater - placebothe death knell tolls - hexvessel > the war is coming -foreign slippers no one would riot for less -bright eyes >bartholomew - the silent comedy

{bonus track:a boy named suejohnny cash}

[8tracks]

(via typhoidmeri)

bootsnblossoms:

consultingpiskies:

wickedclothes:

Dr. Martens Floral Boots

With the Dr. Martens 1460 Rose 8 Eye Boot, a rose is more than just a pretty flower. This lace-up ankle boot is crafted from high-quality full grain leather that’s printed with a finely detailed floral pattern. Currently on sale for just $85.98 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

bootsnblossoms!

(via stephrc79)

"Chivalry in later ages may have had merits, but in the 11th century it was a social disaster. It produced a superfluity of conceited illiterate young men who had no ideals except to ride and hunt and fight, whose only interest in life was violence and the glory they saw in it. They were no good at anything else, and despised any peaceful occupation."

— David Howarth. 1066 the year of the conquest (via greasequeen)

(via hellotailor)

Jordan Gavaris responds to a fan’s story about how Orphan Black helped her come out because the character Cosima is not reduced to her sexuality. (x)

(via imallamaturkeyfish)

pearlsnapbutton:

brattyfatty:

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

this is giving me the heebie jeebies

I quite literally feel ill

(via coleytangerina)

francesbabyhouseman:

we can put a man on the moon but you can’t make clothes in a size larger than L 

(via coleytangerina)

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

(Source: terminalimpacts, via onewhositswiththeturtles)

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver, via janisonfire)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via auntiehornblower)

mouldysushi:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

You’re such a cutie pie holy shit I can’t stop laughing at the shower pic

(via janisonfire)